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Big fail. Big tits. |
cayne
on 28.01.2010 @ 16:26 |
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Let's start with the fail. I think most people already know what I'm going to talk about the fail product of 2010, the Apple iPad. If you're looking for a big iPhone with no flash, no multitasking, no camera, no phone look no further. You found our dream product. Everybody else gotta wait till another company releases a serious tablet. And now to the big win of this update: Christina Hendricks. Until yesterday I didn't know who she was, but one thing is for sure, I'll never forget her again:
 - Peaches, a cute blonde chick with perky tits shows of her great body. Yummy.
- Wanna know how it looks like when a Abrams tank fires at a regular car.
- Truck driver takes down a bridge. Damn, that was a pretty serious accident.
- Heidi Klum's million dollar body covered in a million dollar bikini. Great combo.
- One bike wipeout is not enough. Three is much better. Bonus: Cool golf shot.
- Having a fat cat can be pretty dangerous. Watch this example. Poor fat kid.
- Take a look at this cat. That's a pretty badass cat. Fights over food vs. a dog.
- Playboy bombshell Brooke Williams proudly presents her magnificent body.
- I'm sorry but I have to post this and you have to watch it. Webcam footage.
- Haha, watch these two guys. They can't wait to fight eachother. Gay guys!
- Gina Lynn is the prototype of a MILF. Blonde hair, big fake boobies...damn.
- Flying fence kick fail. And since we're already on it. How not to park a boat. lulz.
- This got to be the first commercial for a strip club I've ever seen. Epic win!
- Hot, drunk bikini babes...that's what makes the summer perfect. Watch her!
- A little kid on a swing owns himself. And here's a cat owned herself too.
Last but not least a slutty webcam chick wearing a super short school skirt. That's how all girls should dress like in school. Cya tomorrow
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| Chief
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| I always laugh when tech fan boys claim the death of Apple products, which then go on and dominate their fields. Apple products are made for the average person, your mother and grandmother can use them. No product will ever be perfect or fit the needs of everyone. The iPad is great for the casual user, which is who it is intended for. Were people expecting to play WoW on it? |
| 31.01.2010
- 11:21:01 |
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| Jazz
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Oh I'm tech savvy... waaay too savvy and the iPad just fucking BLOWS already.
No webcam, flash, mods, stuck with 16GB, 32GB or 64GB HD, no battery replacement and what is up with that stupid virtual keyboard anyway?
Ahh I almost forgot to say... I'm a mac btw and Ipad still SUCKS!  |
| 29.01.2010
- 13:51:20 |
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| cayne
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| hehe, sounds like a plan @Geoff |
| 29.01.2010
- 09:48:56 |
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| Geoff
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| If only they would let an iPhone have sex with a Macbook Pro, then force THAT to have sex with a PC will we have the perfect balance of frustration and functionality. |
| 29.01.2010
- 02:35:46 |
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the tablet is gonna suck
gauranteed |
| 29.01.2010
- 01:48:28 |
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| cayne
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just because it won't be a commcerial fail (because tons of apple fanbois are going to buy it just for the sake of it) it doesn't mean it's fails from a technical point of view - what it does. and most "gadget" savvy people agree on this.
but since I don't hold any apple or microsoft shares, I don't care what happens with it anyway |
| 28.01.2010
- 18:17:47 |
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| Roy
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| You will be wrong about the iPad failing, guaranteed. |
| 28.01.2010
- 17:13:48 |
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